Thursday 16 July 2020

Some thoughts on the origins of Anglo authoritarianism, or How Sausages Are Made.

Evolutionary psychology is often considered a Right-wing discourse - a reactionary, racist pseudo-science that defends the status quo and allows vast swathes of people to be written off. It could well be misused as such. But scientific truth is true whether it's ideologically convenient for you or not, so I have to ask myself... what if there's something to it?

What follows is the culmination of my own darkest thoughts, and an attempt to answer the classic question: "Why the hell do poor working class people keep voting Tory, why do they support the rich, attack other poor people, and generally assist in their own oppression?"

In no way do I want any of it to be true.

Growing up, I noticed a few things. The white kids were either posh, or thick. If you weren't thick, you were automatically "posh", "middle class", "a keener"...and this was a BAD thing. The black kids didn't have that sort of divide; they were just black. Where we established a pecking order of bullies and bullied, they stuck together - if you were racist, they'd all kick the shit out of you. Fair do's.

Later, at college, I noticed that the computer science and technology department, where all ambitious and intelligent people went, had a disproportionate number of black students, who were far more hard-working and studious than the gang of dole-ites and stoners who made up my own affinity group. This was surprising to me because at the time (the 1990s), black people were being encouraged by the media and popular culture to get involved in crime and were very much stereotyped as criminals.

Have you ever wondered why the English working classes are so stupid? Why white, working class people in particular are so slavish, so devoted to drudgery and back breaking work? Why those who do break the habit of work  are so utterly irresponsible, why when they can't work, they smash up nice flats and go on drugs, why they get pissed up all the time? Why they seem to have no creativity and no culture other than patriotism and vapid celebrity bullshit?

This isn't some eugenicist, far-right twaddle (though I admit it sounds bad). I know I'm a misanthrope, but statistics show that white boys do worse at school and have done for years (even though they get better jobs when they grow up anyway). Why?

Because the industrial revolution was a crime against humanity.

It was bred into them. Literally. Nineteenth century industrialisation was like a breeding programme for stupid people.

In order to get a workforce, ordinary folk were run off of their land in the Enclosures and herded into giant cities. The only way of making a living there was basically to work yourself to death in a factory. These jobs were not only back breakingly hard... they were BORING.

Think of it. Every day, except possibly Sunday, you screw in bolts on an assembly line... or something equally mind numbing. It's noisy, hot, and crowded. If you make a mistake, you either (a) cause an accident, in which case you die, or are crippled and cannot work, or (b) get fired, in which case you die.

This is because chronic unemployment was a killer in those days - instead of going on the dole you had a choice between a life of crime and the Workhouse...

Most crimes were punished by removal from the gene pool - either via the death penalty or transportation to a penal colony.

The Workhouse was essentially a proto-concentration camp (complete with mass graves) in which, among other things, husbands and wives were split up and inmates were NOT allowed to have sex. So for non-criminals, chronic unemployment also resulted in removal from the gene pool... and intelligence strongly implied unemployment, because nobody with half a brain could have possibly lasted in those jobs for longer than a few weeks at most. Certainly not long enough to have children.

And if you were just smart enough to escape? You were also out of the gene pool. You either went to America, or (far less often) you became middle class, leaving your old life behind.

Thus, selection pressure changed the English proletariat. It blunted their sensoria, as those sensitive to the clamour and noise of the factory would have been bred out, it diminished their intelligence and shaped their minds as those who couldn't fit into the drudgery of work ended up unemployed, and so forth.

This explains so much of people's everyday behaviour - not only the popularity of extremely loud, atonal music and noisy vehicle engines, but also people's credulity, the way people have total faith in absolutely ridiculous lies, our vapid culture, our emotional attachment to the State... because submissive and stupid people got to be genetically successful, while rebellious and / or intelligent people were not.

And this explains the failure of social democracy over here (and its success on the Continent). In Europe, they didn't have anything like our industrialization.

European industrialization took place piecemeal and evolved over centuries, rather than being imposed over a couple of decades. European ruling classes were not able to brutalize and enslave anything like that number of their own people until the Fascist and Communist regimes of the 20th century, if at all.

This is why the French working class are so radical - they had no Fascism OR Communism. Indeed, they enjoy a great culture and recent history of Resistance to Fascism in place of our authoritarian "Battle of Britain" siege mentality.

So in Europe they do not have a docile, submissive working class. In Europe, if you give someone a free flat, they do not smash it up, or sell it on and join the yuppies - they have solidarity, not individualism. In Europe, if you try and take away peoples' rights, they protest and often successfully put a stop to that sort of malarkey.

Because in Europe, the working classes have not been bred to be slaves.

This is the tragic thing about working class racism. What our ruling classes did to Africans was some truly Nazi-like evil, and what they did to their own people was some Brave New World bullshit as well - It's not a competition!

Nominally free, 19th century Englishmen would have no escape except death or emigration. Nominally free, the smart ones died, were transported, or left for a new life in the Colonies, while the dumb ones bred... and bred... and bred... and bred....
 
The UK population quadrupled over the 19th century, and that of England trebled

And now we're a country awash with dummies, whose only use is as a nominally privileged, docile labour force (akin to the Kulaks of old) and voting bloc for reactionary politicians (we call them the "Gammons" over here).

What do you think the ruling classes are going to do with them, when things get tough? What did they do in the past? Ever hear of World War One? The Trenches? Ypres? Millions of people were murdered by the system in a few short years - that's how these scum solve the population problem, they hurl it into some meat grinder of a war. Or encourage them to catch some disease...

This is an unpleasant theory, I know. I don't like it either. But it explains so much - particularly, it explains the affinity of Anglo culture generally for neoliberal capitalism and the far Right. Because Anglos have been stupefied by a kind of selective breeding that took place during our period of industrialization; Eugenics in reverse.

It bears repeating, and social justice activists must understand this: Anglos have a terrible history not just of enslaving others, but also each other. We are cannibals, and the horrific thing about it is, this strategy has been extraordinarily successful. 330 million Americans, 68 million Brits, 30 million Australians and New Zealanders, 37 million Canadians... that's nearly half a billion people who think they are free, but who are deeply, genetically, unfree. Some Brave New World bullshit indeed...

I always wondered why I was different. It's really lonely being working class, or at least, not middle class, and smart, or at least not stupid. Now I know why - my great grandfather and great grandmother came here from Egypt, whose populations were not subject to the same selection pressures, my grandmother was a second-generation immigrant. My grandfather was Welsh and came to England in the 1930s; not much is known about my mothers' family, but they appear to be somewhat French and lower middle class. My people are the smart Anglos - immigrants who anglicised (Great Grandfather Mahmoud changed his name to Richard and shagged his way through three continents before copping it in Canada), smart but sociopathic and thus easily able to climb the greasy pole... apart from my immediate family, who come from a black-sheep progenitor, and that's how I got here.

It's like the Anthropic Principle in reverse; I'm here to observe this stuff because my ancestors weren't part of it. They weren't part of that horrific extermination of thought and mind that took place in the 19th centurty.


WHAT THIS MEANS FOR LEFTIST PRAXIS

It's no coincidence, then, that the Communist Manifesto was written here - by two Germans.

So - What does this mean for Leftist praxis? Nothing good. It's possible this rigid social system is ripe for revolution, but it's bound to end in Soviet-style tears, because the English proletariat are not the superior ubermensch they think they are - they're the descendants of industrial slaves, who have literally been bred to be stupid and authoritarian. Like the Russians, they will recreate the system all over again.

And that, as they say, is why I drink. That's the reason, if I'm forced to define myself ideologically at all, why I'm some weird combination of social democrat and post-left anarchist.

Sure, it'd be great revenge if Big Daddy Stalin came back from the dead and mashed up the fuckers who screwed up this country so bad that people literally believe in the Flat Earth - but what's the point of a revolution if it's just going to change the face of the man who kills you?

Wednesday 8 July 2020

I foresee technogenic catastrophe

And this is why:

In Perl, C, C++, PHP, and pretty much every programming language worthy of the name, declaring an empty 2d array is generally something like:

int my_2d_array[colums][rows];

In numpty fuckwit Python it's:

my_2d_array = np.empty( shape = (10,10), dtype='int')

Every programming language has something like this in it. In C++, for example, it is impossible to pass multi-dimensional arrays to subroutines. And so forth.



When I was young, and stupid, I worshipped people who created computers and wrote programming languages.

They were as gods to me. I'd read books like "The soul of a new machine" and fanboy out... and then one day, I realised that the people who write programming languages and design computers aren't gods, they ain't even ordinary slobs who put their trousers on one leg at a time  - they're fucking idiots who happen to be in possession of a better short term memory and more ability to concentrate than everyone else, but that's about it. And worst of all, they think they're fucking geniuses!

The writer Michael Chricton calls it "thintelligence" - a very specific, very narrow form of intelligence devoted entirely to technology and its capabilities, but completely lacking in any understanding of how said technology might actually work in the real world. He used it to describe the mentality that lead to the fictional technogenic catastrophe of Jurassic Park, but we see it all the time, in everyday life and in the realm of policy (whose bright idea was it to store all the country's nuclear waste in the same rusty tub of water?) - but the most maddening sign of it in everyday life is surely the proliferation of gadgets with unbearably awful dogshit user interfaces.

If you're a civilian frustrated by technology, you might as well know that it's unbearably awful dogshit all the way down - the computer industry treats programmers and end-users with the absolute, fucking, haughty contempt of the unintelligent nerd who thinks he is smart because he can memorize Pi to twenty places, do his 12 times table and program in ten crappy, awful, shitty languages like fucking Python.


And these shitboxes built by morons aren't just ruining our everyday lives. If they were, that would just be tough shit - but they're not. They're flying aircraft straight into the ground. They're driving cars into stalled traffic at full speed. And soon, they'll be programmed to kill people simply because they're in the way of some yuppies' Merc.

This, of course, is the problem with the idea of letting experts decide everything. They're assholes too.