Boris Johnson will be Prime Minister. You might as well start hanging his picture on your dartboard already. He's not just the front runner - the person in second place is so far behind him they might as well not bother, the bookies are giving them six to one against.
His opposition research is completley on point, his media operation is as slick as ever, and nobody else who has a chance has anything like his profile.
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General election?
There's a much smaller chance of a general election than you think. As little as 50% - for every Chablis-quaffing, inbred, chinless Tory douche that's stupid enough to believe their own lies, there's at least one sniveling, degenerate, arse-kissing liberal scum fuck in the other parties that will do anything - ANYTHING - to prevent an election - whether it's suck off Boris Johnson, eat a turd, or prop up the Tories however batshit they get.
My guess is they'll survive a confidence motion by one vote or something equally comical and BJ McMiniTrump calls an election anyway. The fix is totally in and the Corbyn bubble has definitely burst so they can afford it, and anyway, the time wasted will run down the clock to no-deal which is their actual objective here, even more than staying in power (if that's possible).
Expect him to not only push a hard Brexit, but also actively use Brexit to win an election. VOTE FOR ME in the most ironic manner possible is the way it's gonna be, then after he wins: HA HA SUCKERS FUCK YOU KISS THE NHS GOODBYE A CHECK-UP NOW COSTS YOU YOUR KIDNEYS.
The TLDR: Don't get too excited, kids.
